Say what you will about Canada Post (and trust me, I have, because I cuss those people out regularly) but they’re still leaps and bounds ahead of the US Postal Service. To my knowledge, a Canada Post employee still hasn’t shot up a post office and I’m pretty sure they haven’t resorted to this.
Dude in North Hollywood wants a cuckoo clock. His parents had one. His grandparents had one. And now this guy was hoping to continue a long family tradition of owning cuckoo clocks. He tracked it via the internet, all the way from Pennsylvania and couldn’t wait until the day that he could proudly hang his birthright on the wall in pride. So while waiting anxiously for his treasure to arrive, he sees the truck arrive and then drive off quickly without ringing his doorbell or coming up the walk. He finds the package and opens it up, he realizes something is wrong. He immediately goes to his security camera outside and sees this:
All I can say is, no one ever should f*ck with another mans cuckoo clock.