Boba Fett Riding a My Little Pony.

I’m off to Mexico for a week. Stay Gold.

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A bunch of New York teenagers are in hot water after using grant money to create a sex sex PSA that actually discusses sex. The Community Health Network’s ad features a young man talking about how much he loves “Raw Dogging” and all the side effects that ensue. Personally, I think it’s spot on and just the kind of dialogue that needs to happen with kids.

Check it out:

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A few weeks ago on The List I talked about bands that I’d like to see reunite. Near the top of that list was a horror/metal/punk/disco outfit out of Chicago called White Zombie.

Now in case you’ve been living under a rock since the mid-90′s, White Zombie were one of the most influential bands of their time. Even though they had been together since the late 80′s, they broke into the limelight with 1992′s La Sexorcisto: The Devils Music Vol. 1, an album chock full of b-movie samples, flat tuned drums, de-tuned guitars, punchy bass and Rob Zombies over the top song titles and a grunt/yell somewhere between James Hetfield and Glen Danzig. Check out my favorite track off the album, Black Sunshine:

White Zombie was unlike anything I had ever heard of before when I was 13 years old. Sure, I was into Metallica and Guns and Roses, but they didn’t look like the scary homeless people from mars that White Zombie did. I have to admit that their 1995 release Astro Creep: 2000 was one of the most anticipated albums of my life and virtually every track on it was solid from front to back. My favorite was easily Super Charger Heaven:

What I loved about White Zombie was that they were a serious, ass kicking band but they never took themselves too seriously. Unlike most other horror bands prior, they were firmly tongue in cheek and took as much of their style from The Cramps and the B-52′s as they did The Misfits, Slayer and The Damned. Jay Yeunger’s guitar work had a very cool vibe to it. He locked in so weal with Sean Yseault to lay down a sick groove across both albums. I love they way they synch so well on Real Solution #9

Anyways, if you’re in the mood for some heavy music that you can dance to, you can never go wrong with White Zombie. It’s too bad they’re not back together, because Rob Zombie is just not the same on his own. Good movies though.

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A Brazilian crook has been caught on closed circuit camera shooting himself in the foot. The man was arrested when he sought hospital treatment but the rest of the gang is at large.

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Dude, they’re called strap locks. Back to rock school for you…

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And Space is pretty sweet too. Check out this video taken of the Milky Way by the International Space Station while flying over a very stormy African Continent….Major Tom to ground control….

via geekologie
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So it’s been a while since I’ve done a sexy Star Wars post so I’m sure you guys are hungry for some hot Star Wars action. Or maybe I’m just lazy

First off, here’s some hot girls wearing Star Wars stuff:

Darth Pimp:

What the Force would REALLY be used for:

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The hilarious folks at College Humor posted this and thought I would share:

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Sh!t Girls Say has taken the internet by storm. The series of videos poking fun at (and some say mocking) females has not only blown up, but instantly spawned a swarm of imitators. Quite honestly, I’m ready for this meme to be over. Much of the stuff that turned up on the internet turned into “X minority group mocking white dudes”. Some of it was funny, most of it wasn’t. So in celebration of (hopefully) the death of Sh!t Girls Say and it’s multitude of parodies, The List is 6 Funny “Sh!t Girls Say” Parodies.

6: Sh!t Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys

As a straight guy with gay friends, I am almost 100% guilty as charged from the things said in this video, aside from the gay marriage line and the stuff about AIDS. There’s a few straight guy/gay guy parodies out there but this one in the best, mainly because it doesn’t get into mean territory.

5: Sh!t White People Say To Asians.

My friend Diana originally pointed out to me not only how ridiculous white people are around Asian people, but also how hilarious. As much as I bitched about these videos mocking white people, sometimes this has to be done and the people in this video do it well without getting mean.

4: Sh!t Girls Say To Gay Guys

Sometimes one of the most irritating things you can hear is a girl talking to her gay guy friend. Not because the dude is annoying, but some of the tripe that can come out of her mouth about the guy. Gay guys: If you are tired of hanging out with girls, this is an open invitation to hang out. We don’t have to do macho stuff but you don’t have to act as someone’s personal assistant or private shopper, either.

3: Sh!t Hipsters Say

I hate hipsters.

2: Sh!t Asian Dads Say

Is it racist if I find this funny? I don’t think so because this guy reminds me of some of my friends parents. Hell, take away the accent he reminds me of MY parents. Easily the best acted clip on the list by far.

1: Sh!t Guys Don’t Say

The best of the bunch. Maybe it’s because I identify with this more than the rest or maybe it’s because this video isn’t trying to carve up a specific group of people.

Got a Sh!t someone says video that should be on The List? Send it my way.

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Our good friends and former Xposure winners The Evidence have just released the video for their track Crossing The Rubicon. It’s awesome because some of it features an airplane and in certain parts they look like Queen in Bohemian Rhapsody.  Great song from one of the best bands in Calgary.

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