The Hulk just tore his rectum…

55,000-LED Light Cathedral in Belgium

I really need blog hits…

I love Sasquatch.

The Press Release…

 SASQUATCH! MUSIC FESTIVAL SETS LINEUP FOR
MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND (MAY 25-28) AT THE GORGE AMPHITHEATRE

FESTIVAL PASSES ON SALE FEBRUARY 11 (10:00AM PST) AT SASQUATCHFESTIVAL.COM

Festival lineup to feature:

Jack White, Beck, Bon Iver, Pretty Lights, Tenacious D, The Shins, Beirut, Girl Talk, The Roots, The Head & The Heart, Portlandia, Feist, Silversun Pickups, Metric, Explosions In The Sky, The Joy Formidable, Mogwai, Nero (DJ), M. Ward, John Reilly & Friends, Childish Gambino, St. Vincent, The Civil Wars, Jamey Johnson, Little Dragon, Tune-Yards, Wild Flag, Blind Pilot, Wolfgang Gartner, Beats Antique, Apparat, The Walkmen, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Mark Lanegan Band, Spiritualized, Blitzen Trapper, The Cave Singers, Shabazz Palaces, Fun., Grouplove, Tycho, Sbtrkt, Strfkr, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Deer Tick, Imelda May, Alabama Shakes, Dum Dum Girls, The Helio Sequence, Kurt Vile, Cloud Cult, We Are Augustines, Ben Howard, Here We Go Magic, Zola Jesus, The War On Drugs, Shearwater, Cass McCombs, Active Child, Trampled By Turtles, Charles Bradley & His Extraordinaires, Araabmuzik, Star Slinger, L.A. Riots, Com Truise, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, I Break Horses, Walk The Moon, Dry The River, Allen Stone, Pickwick, Hey Marseilles, Gary Clark Jr., Purity Ring, Electric Guest, Yellow Ostrich, Nobody Beats The Drum, Coeur De Pirate, Lord Huron, Sallie Ford & The Sound Outside, Beat Connection, The Sheepdogs, Hey Rosetta!, Said The Whale, Howlin Rain, Gardens & Villa, Felix Cartal, Craft Spells, Vintage Trouble, Poor Moon, Black Whales, Gold Leaves, Greylag, Awesome Tapes From Africa, Thee Satisfaction, Dyme Def, Fresh Espresso, The Physics, Sol, Metal Chocolates, Grynch, Spac3man, Don’t Talk To The Cops, Scribes, Fatal Lucciauno, Fly Moon Royalty, Katie Kate

Comedy: Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, Todd Barry, Beardyman, Rob Delaney, Pete Holmes, Howard Kremer,

and more!

Following last year’s 10^th anniversary, which crushed previous attendance records and set a new mark for the speed with which tickets sold out, the Sasquatch! Music Festival unveils its 2012 lineup which once again features 4 days of music. The festival, hailed as “a model of well-paced programming…in a four-day schedule as efficient and natural feeling as an expertly built algorithm” by NPR Music while Wired notes, “leave the landscape out of it and Sasquatch! has a lineup to kill for,” runs May 25-28 (Memorial Day Weekend) at The Gorge, the internationally acclaimed concert venue carved in the basalt cliffs high above the Columbia River Gorge in Quincy, WA.

Festival creator Adam Zacks founded Sasquatch! in 2002 with the aim of building an event that catered to the eclectic tastes of voracious music enthusiasts. Personally programming the lineups for each Sasquatch! Music Festival, Zacks handpicks a fresh array of performers with a tradition of presenting critically acclaimed emerging talent alongside established artists. Sasquatch! has recently been recognized for its programming excellence with a nomination for Festival of the Year at the 2012 Pollstar Awards and was named “Festival of the Year” in 2010 by Consequence of Sound.

Here’s a video of the Techno Viking in action.  At round the :40 mark you can see he’s furious at the man trying to cop a feel on a young girl who may or may not be Sailor Mercury.

Guy: Techno Viking, I get it I’ll leave, I’ll go over there…

Techno Viking: No, you’ll go over there. GO OVER THERE…

The guy peaces the scene because Techno Viking is obviously a beast. Then after he’s hydrated by one of his many techno soldiers, he leads a victory dance march.

This might not be funny, I’m easily amused…

The bad news? Your children will just keep getting uglier.  The good news? You’ll be long gone by then and cackling from the afterlife.  YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI! This is according to zoologist Dougal Dixon…

This bad ass glass floor was built (to make somebody feel like the man) by South Korean artist Do Hu Suh.