I ordered a delicious triple chicken pizza (no cheese! Bathing suit season til September 30th).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was confused about how to eat the pizza.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I figured out what I’m supposed to do, LOL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then my arm was blown off.

 

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I hate metaphors, and anyone who uses them is a rotten apple.
-Greg Beharrell

With the re-launch of a new Ghostbusters movie upon us, it’s become evident that we’ll need to re-cast some of the key players.  Allow me:

 

The mega villain, Gozer, could be played by…(scroll down)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

American Idol contestant Adam Lambert, or Glambert, as he’s known on my posters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then we’d have to cast Slimer…(scroll down)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oprah!…we know she’s a great actress, she’s played a talk show host for years.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That leaves the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man…(scroll down)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rush Limbaugh…He’s eaten enough of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You’re welcome, Hollywood.

(heart)  Greg Beharrell

Being born with a silver spoon in your mouth doesn’t make you better than others. It’s the actual money that makes you better.
-Greg Beharrell

 

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